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Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:10 pm**

Granted, but I have no clue what a tiramisu is!

I wish I had a beard

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:21 pm**

Granted, but it's all scruffy and filled with fleas!
I wish for buttermilk biscuits

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:23 pm**

Granted, but when you bite into it, you find a slug in the center

I wish I could drive a golf cart

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:04 pm**

Granted, but it blew up!
I wish that I had a hoverboard

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:12 pm**

Granted, but you have no fuel

I wish I had /god on kreatious

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:54 pm**

Granted, but you crash the server and now everyone's pissed at you!
I wish that I can be a better player

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:15 pm**

Granted, but your computer breaks

I wish I were you and you were me

Posted: **Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:42 am**

Granted, but you keep your bodies and only switch minds

I wish that all 60 of my mosquito bites from camping this week will go away.

Posted: **Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:03 pm**

Granted, they're replaced with bee stings

I wish A new Pokemon Snap game would come out

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:20 pm**

Granted, but you can't get it!
I wish I had waffles.

Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)